Am I a CIA spy?
For years, my public persona has been that of an educator, a non-profit co-founder, a mentor, public speaker, author and editor, among many things. It turns out that was a facade. Thanks to critics, I have realized they were correct. I must be a CIA spy. I never received CIA training, which proudly makes me the first CIA spy in history to skip orientation, training and to be self-taught. I do not receive a government paycheck, which makes me the dumbest spy in history. My critics alleging that I am a CIA spy never present evidence, so I have decided to present it against myself. 1. My transparency is evidence I post about my activities and include many photos. Normal people think that is sharing. Conspiracy theorists think it is coded communication. We publish Freedom Speakers International’s budget online and engage in public fundraising. I spend a lot of time on fundraising, which would probably alarm my supposed CIA superiors, because a true CIA agent would already have suitable funding and would not waste time writing thank-you notes to donors. Apparently, all of this is my clever
