Scientists in China are boasting that they've successfully put a human brain gene into a dozen monkeys, and are itching to go further.
We have two reactions to this news: First, ethical horror at the unregulated future of hybrid species.
Second, a sense of calm certainty that no matter how many genetically altered monkeys sit down at however many keyboards, they'll never be able to take our jobs.
The above editorial appeared in the New York Daily News. It was distributed by Tribune Content Agency, LLC.