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The first time I found one of my postings on Facebook to have been translated into horrible English without my knowledge, I tried to laugh it off, giving a sort of benefit of the doubt to Mark Zuckerberg and his people.
"They may be doing this in their kind efforts to deliver my piece to English users around the world," I thought. However, as the unsolicited service continued, I began to feel violated, if not angry. Now, I can say I hate Facebook.
"Hate" is an emotion I am experiencing only for the second time in my life.
Years ago, I felt that way about a doctor who touched me inappropriately in the course of a physical examination. This time, I do not know the exact hand. I only know that it belongs to somebody or something at Facebook or Meta or whatever you call it.
I wonder if Facebook does this traitorous act to all postings in languages other than English. I wonder if they are doing this to pieces in Korean in misguided kindness to Koreans to show respect to such global sensations as BTS and Blackpink.
Or, are they doing this only to postings by users with less than a score of followers? I happen to have 18 of them. (I hear you laugh, but it's okay!) Believe it or not, I wasn't and am not unhappy about the small following. Once upon a time, I chose to live in a quiet world distant from digital technology.
I have been writing fleeting thoughts on a Korean blog and my son, probably out of a wish to connect me to the bigger world, opened a Facebook page for me and posted my writings there. Apparently, his wish has zero possibility to be fulfilled, but the page has been instrumental in connecting a few of my readers with me and I appreciate it.
The Facebook translations are horrible to say the least, but they sometimes give me laughs. For instance, in my Dec. 22 posting, I mentioned "어깨에 뽕을 넣은 공무원" meaning "a high-handed civil servant," but Facebook translated it into "A civil servant who put bread on his shoulders." Bread is "빵" in Korean and the Facebook translator seems to have misread the word "뽕" as "빵."
On Dec. 16, I wrote about Henry David Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" in Korean and the Facebook translator changed both the names of the author and his book into "Henry David Sorow" and "Citizens Rebellion," respectively.
In a posting on Dec. 14, I talked about Dante Alighieri's "Divine Comedy" which is written "신곡" (pronounced "Singok)" in Korean. The Facebook translator changed the book's title to "New Song" which, in Korean, is written and pronounced the same as Dante's work.
On Nov. 21, in my posting on the movie "Mogadishu," I recollected: In the mid-1980s when I was covering the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as a reporter, I met several eminent diplomats like former Ambassador Park Kun-woo and former Minister Hong Soon-young, who both departed from this world too soon. For "this world," I used the Korean word "이승" which contrasts with "저승," the otherworld.
The Facebook translator obviously had no idea of this and took "이승" as a person's name, for its version was as follows: "When I entered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as a journalist in the middle of the 1980s. Outstanding diplomats I met ... Among them, I remember Ambassador Park Gunwoo and Minister Hong Soon-young. Two people who left Lee Seung too early. Two people outclassed themselves."?Anyone reading the Facebook translation would wonder who or what "Lee Seung" is.
For all of these and numerous other errors committed by Facebook, I, a believer in patience, am just waiting until the company does something to correct its offensive habit. So far, however, I have seen no signs of improvement. So, here I accuse Facebook of its repetitive crime of ruining others' writings and reputations.
I hope Facebook people will understand that even if they started to translate others' postings with good intentions, their outcomes are so terrible as to breed hatred.
To Mark Juckerberg, I would like to say this: Please stop unsolicited translation of Facebook postings. Your translation is nothing but a comedy of errors and a demonic twin of my writing. Please stop it or I may call you Mmark Zuckerbug, Marcc Zugerberg, or something really terrible.
Kim Heung-sook is a poet and translator. The former Korea Times columnist is the author of many books including "Forest 숲," a collection of her poems in Korean and English.