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A sexually frustrated husband compiled an Excel document charting all the times his wife refused to have sex in the past month and sent it to her work email. The wife shared the spreadsheet online and of course it went viral.
According to the screenshot of the spreadsheet posted on Reddit, the wife's "sex-cuses" included "I'm exhausted," "I feel sweaty and gross, I need a shower" (didn't shower), "I am watching the show" (rerun of sitcom "Friends"), "I'm too drunk" and "You're too drunk."
The woman, who goes by throwwwwaway29 on Reddit, said she was shocked to receive the email and tried to contact her husband, but he did not respond. She eventually decided to share her husband's passive-aggressive relationship move on the Internet.
"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone," she wrote.
"Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my ‘excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment."
It might require an impressive excuse for the two ever to have sex again.
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