Ultimate incentive for US hockey team? 'Free porn membership'

It was belatedly reported that porn website Brazzers offered free porn to the USA hockey team if they won Friday’s match against Canada.

According to TMZ Sports, Brazzers said each player on the squad will get a month-long membership to the website if they beat Canada.

There was more. The website proposed that if they won the gold-medal game, they’ll get a full 10-year “smut pass.”

The reports said although there’s already free porn out there, a 10-year membership for virus-free porn was a pretty attractive offer for any hockey player.

Unfortunately, the U.S lost to Canada 1:0.